Pizza Girl part three
Price: 8.00
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Today I was attacked again - the guy wanted the money I was carrying. He was waving a knife around, but it was a dinner knife and he looked really stupid with it. "OK, OK," I said, "My life isn't worth the cash I'm carrying, it's on the bicycle, I'll just get it." But also on the bicycle was my hockey stick, and that's a yard long. I unclipped it, and swung at his head, as one does. He ducked, of course, but I caught him a good one on the shoulder. He yelled "Bitch" and came at me with the knife, but I got him on the left ear with the second swipe of my stick, and he staggered. Why a hockey stick, you might be wondering. Because a baseball bat looks like a weapon, but a hockey stick looks like sports equipment. Which it is, and I've had plenty of practice with it. So he was still coming at me with his cutlery, so after I'd bounced my hockey stick off his left ear, I did a follow through, spun round and smashed my weapon into his right ear. Now he was dazed, but he still had his knife, so I lined up carefully and whacked his right hand, cracking his knuckles and causing him to drop the blade. Now he was disarmed, I suppose I could have just got on the pizza bike and rode off, but my blood was up and I wasn't going to stop now. The standard strike with a hockey stick is, of course, to the shins, followed by an "Oops, sorry about that!". So I took careful aim, raised the stick and brought it down as hard as I could. There was a satisfying "Crack!" and I knew that my assailant was finished. So I put my hockey stick back on its bracket, got on the pizza bike and rode off into the sunset. Or I would have, but it was night time so I rode off into the moonlight.
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Pizza Girl part three
Price: 5.00
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Today I was attacked again - the guy wanted the money I was carrying. He was waving a knife around, but it was a dinner knife and he looked really stupid with it. "OK, OK," I said, "My life isn't worth the cash I'm carrying, it's on the bicycle, I'll just get it." But also on the bicycle was my hockey stick, and that's a yard long. I unclipped it, and swung at his head, as one does. He ducked, of course, but I caught him a good one on the shoulder. He yelled "Bitch" and came at me with the knife, but I got him on the left ear with the second swipe of my stick, and he staggered. Why a hockey stick, you might be wondering. Because a baseball bat looks like a weapon, but a hockey stick looks like sports equipment. Which it is, and I've had plenty of practice with it. So he was still coming at me with his cutlery, so after I'd bounced my hockey stick off his left ear, I did a follow through, spun round and smashed my weapon into his right ear. Now he was dazed, but he still had his knife, so I lined up carefully and whacked his right hand, cracking his knuckles and causing him to drop the blade. Now he was disarmed, I suppose I could have just got on the pizza bike and rode off, but my blood was up and I wasn't going to stop now. The standard strike with a hockey stick is, of course, to the shins, followed by an "Oops, sorry about that!". So I took careful aim, raised the stick and brought it down as hard as I could. There was a satisfying "Crack!" and I knew that my assailant was finished. So I put my hockey stick back on its bracket, got on the pizza bike and rode off into the sunset. Or I would have, but it was night time so I rode off into the moonlight.
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The Plough Girl Squadron, part 2
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The Plough Girl Squadron was each supposed to patrol alone, because we reckoned that one plough girl would be more than enough to deal with any situation she encountered. But to start with, I wanted to accompany them, to make sure that the exacting standards of the NYPD were being complied with. The first of the PIGS to go out, was Ludmilla, aka Milly. We made an eye-opening pair. Milly was five feet ten, which is short for a plough girl, but she made up for that with her width. She has to go through a normal two feet eight inch door sideways, otherwise her shoulders wouldn't fit. I haven't tried this experiment, but I think I'd need at least a six foot tape measure to go around her upper body, even though her boobs don't add much to her circumference.
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Sophies Submissive Dominance
Price: 3.00
(Story: JavaBro)
In a playful and unconventional twist on their relationship, Sophie and her boyfriend engage in a dynamic role reversal that taps into her strength and athleticism. Sophie, who exudes confidence and possesses a robust physique, enjoys showcasing her power and dominance over her loving boyfriend by orchestrating a master/servant scenario. In this imaginative game, she permits her boyfriend to have the role of the "master," while she becomes the obedient "servant." With a playful glint in her eye, Sophie uses this playtime to remind her boyfriend who really holds the power. She carries her boyfriend on piggyback rides, effortlessly hoists him onto her shoulders, and gracefully navigates different positions at his "command." Amidst the laughter and lightheartedness, their unconventional role-play strengthens the bond between them, fostering trust and intimacy in a unique way, but netherthless reminding him of just who dictates the role he's actually allowed to play!
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My Crazy Quintuplet Cousins
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(Story: JavaBro)
"Imagine that you have five beautiful cheerleaders for cousins. Five identical quintuplets, all of them older and more confident and most of all, far stronger than you. Now imagine that you get to sunbathe with them. Swim and mess about with them, all the while getting to see them in their swimwear, with their toned abs, bulging arm muscles and perfectly defined thighs all on display for your eyes only. Well, these are my cousins, and for some reason, on this particular sunny afternoon in my back yard pool, they all want to have a go carrying me! Piggybacks, shoulder rides, they all take their turn. And then to show off, for a grand finale, a 5 high shoulder riding tower! Every participant showing off the strength and athleticism. Their bodies, their muscles on display. Each straining under the weight of their sisters above them. And then there is me, clamped in the middle. Riding on the muscle-bound shoulders of a hot, older woman, while simultaneously feeling the toned thighs of another squeezing tight about my ears. Her weight, and that of her sister above her pushing me down, and seemingly crushing me head with the strength of those thighs!"
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